What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 06:02

share office space ...
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Is visiting holy shrines (dargahs) or graves haraam in Islam?
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Nuts and Butts
Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
Catatonics & High Colonics
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?
No way
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Still no good
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Why do men love to stink/being smelly?
Next, they tried...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to